It do be like that nowadays. When the Supreme court said ICE could stop people based on race I started carrying my passport. You never know when you might have to dip at this point.
VAisforLizards on
Dude might be in witsec for all you know
BobbaBlep on
I have questions…
Bulky_Specialist9645 on
Witness protection program….
Automatic-Addendum64 on
I have a go bag and so does every member of my immediate family. We are being governed by an adjudicated felonious sexual assaulting fraudulent treasonous griftng shitbag who cares nothing about our constitution rights or our country.
Everyone with a conscience should be ready to bolt while also defending oneself in a heartbeat.
It is not what he is doing illegally. It is what the cultists and their anti Christ leader are doing illegally that I suspect fuel your coworkers diligence.
Slackeee_ on
To be fair, with what we have seen in the US you don’t need to do anything illegal to be arrested and deported, all it takes is a hallucination from an AI app on an ICE agents phone.
EggsAndMilquetoast on
Someone has never seen Three Days of the Condor or the Accountant.
der_lodije on
It’s not the crimes that he might commit that he’s worried about….
PistolCowboy on
Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec had a go bag in the wall at work just in case.
Mad-_-Doctor on
Unfortunately, not having done anything illegal no longer means longer means the feds won’t come after you.
LocalInactivist on
What’s a checkbook?
gmmech on
Clearly this guy hasn’t seen ‘The Accountant’ 😀
robogobo on
Maybe you should learn something from him.
VeganSuperPowerz on
Sometimes people do things like this when they experience insecurity/trauma growing up, something to keep in mind.
Natural-Warthog-1462 on
You don’t need to break the law to be persecuted.
Tricky_Photo2885 on
With ice kidnapping us citizens would be wise for everyone to do this YBH
hobokobo1028 on
I don’t think it’s because of himself committing a crime that he’s concerned…
GTRari on
Odd post at a time where every American should probably have a go bag.
Pandita666 on
The “most illegal thing I SAW HIM DO…” – he’s a mafia hitman.
debaser64 on
Me a year ago: “This guy sounds paranoid.”
Me today: “This actually sounds like a good idea…”
SiriusGD on
Is he brown? In a trump minute everything can change.
6295585628015862 on
A good criminal breaks only one law at a time
LazyDocument4528 on
Don’t blame them
Dry-Airport8046 on
He’s ready, tho.
Intelligent_Pea5351 on
Valid, especially if you live in the US and have a vaguely ethnic sounding name.
Lost-Platypus8271 on
And Saul Goodman just worked at that Cinnabon
WinchelltheMagician on
Maybe grew up w parents who were refugees? I know a family that has their escape plan in place.
Best_Designer_1675 on
Difficult question… is he brown? That may heavily weigh on his decision with ICE becoming the brown shirt gestapo force. And I can’t blame him if so!
AntiPantsCampaign on
jkhabe on
“The most illegal thing I’ve seen him do is extend his lunch by 12 minutes”. So, Alex Carter is keeping a list of things his coworker has done. It’s just a matter of time before he turns him in to the proper authorities.
CopiousCool on
The fact you only know about his lunchtime over runs means he has good OpsSec … bro could still be a Super Spy
Virtual_Energy_416 on
If he’s not white, I get it. This is Nazi America 2025….
The actual, factual Vice President just said at a white supremacists conference over the weekend:
“In the United States of America, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore..”
Crazy times.
Poor white people 😢
therewulf on
Like he isn’t going to book a trip months in advance and get to the airport 3 hours early if he ever does
BondG10 on
What your coworker meant OP was you never know when you might be forced to leave this country. With everything happening, I don’t blame your co worker.
SnazzleZazzle on
I mean, he has a point. In the US, in the current political climate, lots of things are being normal that wouldn’t otherwise be.
I never thought there would be masked men dragging people into unmarked cars but here we are.
035AllTheWayLive on
Reminds me of an old coworker who would loudly proclaim how he was armed at all times and it was the general consensus of everyone else that he was the one most likely to shoot up the workplace.
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That’s exactly what he wants you to think
Prepared for a life he is not living.
Key words being “that you’ve seen”
It do be like that nowadays. When the Supreme court said ICE could stop people based on race I started carrying my passport. You never know when you might have to dip at this point.
Dude might be in witsec for all you know
I have questions…
Witness protection program….
I have a go bag and so does every member of my immediate family. We are being governed by an adjudicated felonious sexual assaulting fraudulent treasonous griftng shitbag who cares nothing about our constitution rights or our country.
Everyone with a conscience should be ready to bolt while also defending oneself in a heartbeat.
It is not what he is doing illegally. It is what the cultists and their anti Christ leader are doing illegally that I suspect fuel your coworkers diligence.
To be fair, with what we have seen in the US you don’t need to do anything illegal to be arrested and deported, all it takes is a hallucination from an AI app on an ICE agents phone.
Someone has never seen Three Days of the Condor or the Accountant.
It’s not the crimes that he might commit that he’s worried about….
Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec had a go bag in the wall at work just in case.
Unfortunately, not having done anything illegal no longer means longer means the feds won’t come after you.
What’s a checkbook?
Clearly this guy hasn’t seen ‘The Accountant’ 😀
Maybe you should learn something from him.
Sometimes people do things like this when they experience insecurity/trauma growing up, something to keep in mind.
You don’t need to break the law to be persecuted.
With ice kidnapping us citizens would be wise for everyone to do this YBH
I don’t think it’s because of himself committing a crime that he’s concerned…
Odd post at a time where every American should probably have a go bag.
The “most illegal thing I SAW HIM DO…” – he’s a mafia hitman.
Me a year ago: “This guy sounds paranoid.”
Me today: “This actually sounds like a good idea…”
Is he brown? In a trump minute everything can change.
A good criminal breaks only one law at a time
Don’t blame them
He’s ready, tho.
Valid, especially if you live in the US and have a vaguely ethnic sounding name.
And Saul Goodman just worked at that Cinnabon
Maybe grew up w parents who were refugees? I know a family that has their escape plan in place.
Difficult question… is he brown? That may heavily weigh on his decision with ICE becoming the brown shirt gestapo force. And I can’t blame him if so!
“The most illegal thing I’ve seen him do is extend his lunch by 12 minutes”. So, Alex Carter is keeping a list of things his coworker has done. It’s just a matter of time before he turns him in to the proper authorities.
The fact you only know about his lunchtime over runs means he has good OpsSec … bro could still be a Super Spy
If he’s not white, I get it. This is Nazi America 2025….
The actual, factual Vice President just said at a white supremacists conference over the weekend:
“In the United States of America, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore..”
Crazy times.
Poor white people 😢
Like he isn’t going to book a trip months in advance and get to the airport 3 hours early if he ever does
What your coworker meant OP was you never know when you might be forced to leave this country. With everything happening, I don’t blame your co worker.
I mean, he has a point. In the US, in the current political climate, lots of things are being normal that wouldn’t otherwise be.
I never thought there would be masked men dragging people into unmarked cars but here we are.
Reminds me of an old coworker who would loudly proclaim how he was armed at all times and it was the general consensus of everyone else that he was the one most likely to shoot up the workplace.
Very Dwight Shrute move